Life! It’s what’s for breakfast! I couldn’t stop!
As the comedian we’re not supposed to acknowledge anymore said in an old routine (not an exact quote): My mother always said that I had to wear clean underwear because if I ever got in an accident, they would take me to the hospital where the people would see my underwear, and if I didn’t have on clean underwear, that would reflect badly on her! That doesn’t make any sense! Because if you get in an accident, you’re not gonna have clean underwear. ‘Cause first you’re gonna say it, then you’re gonna do it!
Keep in mind that the next contestant is on their way, and they can’t stop either
Okay maybe Lowell didn’t make out better than Paste.
Since Lowell was the official driver of the wagon, Paste will probably be disqualified.
I think Paste was more interested in riding than he was in winning in this case!
Lowell even in his bailing served as a speed bump…….again being the cushion under another rider. A true hero lives on!!! And it’s okay…..Everyone Poops.xD. Paste…..that burning is from the toxic ooze in the mud you’re covered with……..but you’re happy. Carry On! (Some one get a hose!)
Paste is a good sport, after all.
Lowell should get bonus points for acting as a human speed bump for the rest of the event.
I"m done. I’ll come back when you’re out of the mud and the poop and this ENDLESS whateverthisis and bring Hubris back.
So should Paste start looking for his hat, or just cut his losses and get a new one?