Herman by Jim Unger for August 13, 2024

You see the root of your problem?

If you attempt to chop it down, it may lift the house off its foundation.

Forgot to feed it again?

He must had planted some bittersweet. That can actually destroy a building in time.

What the hell is IT?

Must be an invasive species.

It found something more rank than a sewer pipe to suck on.

Rapid growth is not always a benefit.

“I TOLD YOU it was a meteorite that landed in our yard last night.”

Feed me Seymour

Uh … where are the kids?

I think they’re playing that Jumanji game we got at the Goodwill store.

Audrey ?

Reminds me to cut down that brush outside

Kudzu. Or Muscadine.

Kudzu?

It is very fast growing or he was marathon watching cricket.

It seeks body heat.

Funny!!

Just how long has that guy been sitting there?

#%@# neighbours’ &#%& bamboo….

good grief! How long’s he been sittin’ there?!

I did that with a Morning Glory vine, and have to keep trimming it so it doesn’t take over my porch. I love the flowers too much to dig it up, though.

I think they built the house too close to where the alien pod landed. :)

Aw, how cute, it misses you.

I hope it doesn’t turn into that segment from Creepshow. The one where Stephen King played the farmer.

It just wants some company.

“Feed me, Seymour!”