Herman by Jim Unger for December 02, 2022

Did McDonald’s give him a reason to sue them too before the appointment by spilling coffee on him?

I don’t even think a full bottle of Tums is gonna do any good in his case.

he must have been under some lens

Don’t just stand there doc holding that glass of water. Pour it on his chest and put the fire out.

Fire your Doc

This is exactly why I’m not trying ghost peppers

Get the fire extinguisher.

It’s a good thing that the doctor had him take off his shirt. It would also be on fire and soon to be soaking wet. Besides, that looks like much more than a “touch” of heartburn.

Don’t get the ’roids, man.

Well, at least he’s got good “refluxes”!

Fortunately you have almost no chest hair – otherwise this could have become a wildfire.

Gotta lay off of that Taco Bell! The post-digestion phase is even worse!

Reminds me of the scene from Alien.

A little glass of water should douse it!

Just a “touch?”

DIY Hair removal.

Bad heartburn…

Hydrochloric acid reflux.

I have always wondered how that felt.

Can I get a second opinion, from a Fireman.