Herman by Jim Unger for September 23, 2022

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    Imagine  5 months ago

    He has such a way with words. For his sake, I hope she is deaf.

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    C  5 months ago

    Look at what I got myself into

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    Mediatech  5 months ago

    Dumb as a hammer, and she picked you.

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    sandpiper  5 months ago

    So he gets heartburn and sore eyes

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    PraiseofFolly  5 months ago

    And so … Socrates had made one too many clever mean sayings regarding his wife, Xanthippe. And who do you think might have helped prepare his final hemlock tea?

    Five Reasons Why Socrates Was a Terrible Husband:


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    Olddog04  5 months ago


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    kgs  5 months ago

    Never make a pretty woman your wife, Get an ugly woman to marry you…

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    klbdds  5 months ago

    and that’s “from my personal point of view”

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    Lady loves a joke  5 months ago

    .. and then the purse with the brick in it hit him.

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    monya_43  5 months ago

    Look who’s talking. He isn’t much to look at either.

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    More Coffee Please!  5 months ago

    Oh, very nice…

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    rossevrymn Premium Member 5 months ago

    Yep, this one does have legs. Jim would have had to evolve, and I think he would have done so.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 5 months ago

    She has a boat.. and that’s good enough.

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    morningglory61 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Gee, how sad for you. Can you hear the tiny violin playing?

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    jconnors3954  5 months ago

    Looks like someone can cook or at least eat the “cooking”.

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    FireAnt_Hater  5 months ago

    He doesn’t look like much of a prize either – he should be grateful.

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    rshive  5 months ago

    And yet you’ve survived … for a few more minutes anyway.

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    Hey! You mind? I’m standing right here!

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  5 months ago

    lmao .. ancient joke, but still funny

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    mindjob  5 months ago

    What she lacks in intelligence she more than makes up for in stupidity

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    wirepunchr  5 months ago

    Do I hear something about an ugly stick?

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    WCraft Premium Member 5 months ago

    Great personality maybe?

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 5 months ago

    But she is filthy rich and I love her for it!

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  5 months ago

    Hard to focus on a single shortcoming. It actually seems to work in her favor.

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    kcgtsv  5 months ago

    Ha. Look who’s talking.

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