For the lady I see a future in Formula 1 or NASCAR.
No i don’t expect you to pay for a three minute lesson. Just the repairs for the car.
Obviously wasn’t a very good lesson.
No, Ma’am. The lesson is a write off and so is the car and your chances of getting a do-over. However, auto insurance is another matter.
Ha! It has for years been noted by the insurance industry that women are the better drivers.
At least, he got out of the car OK and saved the sign. Or maybe he jumped out of the car before it hit the ditch.
“I expect you to pay for the whole hour.”
Women are safer drivers but unfortunately it’s classic comic shtick that they are always causing dents and scratches in the family car. Gracie Allen didn’t help things.
If you’re gonna do something wrong, at least do it quickly.
It was about this time that Wendell realized he needed to change careers.
Mom was my driving instructor. We lived in the country, but I had to wait till I was 10 to learn to drive. We would practice driving around the house, past the grain bins and then I had to be sure to stop at the gravel road to check if there was any traffic (there never was), before proceeding.
“Not my fault. They built the road too close to the ditch.”
No, ma’am. There must be a defect in the car…
Obvious, she signed up for the wrong course. The sign clearly states: Iving School Why did she think a school that teaches about planting ivy would be able to instruct her in operating a car?
No. Just the car will do fine……
Must not be a very good teacher, non?
“Tell you what — you promise never to darken the doors of my driving school again, and we’ll call it even.”
David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart