Herman by Jim Unger for July 21, 2021

Tim Taylor from “Home Improvement” after he tried to hang his Christmas lights.

Propped it up at a 45 degree angle and put twice as much weight on it as it was rated for?

It happened to me: crushed femur and five months in bed without being able to get up.

Reminds me of “Home Shopping Ladder Blooper” I saw on YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZhMfzc9RbU

“Do these parachutes work?”

“Well, nobody’s come back to complain about them!”

He uses a rented ladder?

You’re the third customer with the same complaint this morning. What’s the matter with you people? Don’t you know how to use our product?

To test a ladder, lay it on the ground and walk on it.

You were climbing the corporate ladder to wash the glass ceiling and gave yourself a demotion.

I once had a ladder like that. But it didn’t break; it just refused to stand on 4 legs while I was on it.

One of life’s little ups and downs

His attorney is probably standing right behind him!

He didn’t read all the warnings in the brochure

You exceeded the maximum weight. Right…..

Before cellphones were common, cordless phones were the thing. Ours got blown up in a lightning storm, so I got a pretty cool looking one at Walmart. Couldn’t make it work for nothing, so the next day I was waiting at the customer service counter and like 20 people came with the same phone.

“Do you want another one of these, or try something else,” the beautiful young lady asked.

“Um. I think I’ll try something else.”

She looked around and quipped, “Wise choice!”

Let me guess, you’re afraid of heights.

He better keep the ladder, it will come in handy as evidence when he sues them.

“… you got a bad roll of bandages?!”

Don’t buy the lEAFGUTTEr commercial.

Let me guess; your bandages don’t fit?