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Herman by Jim Unger for April 10, 2021

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    dshans  5 months ago

    Yoinks! Zounds, even!

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    oldpine52  5 months ago

    That’s not just having babies, that’s having a litter of them.

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    sirbadger  5 months ago

    Back before ultrasound was common, it was possible to be surprised by that. My mother was surprised by twins.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 5 months ago

    So the older ones are the twins, but I wonder how she gave birth to them at the same time.

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    AtariDragon  5 months ago

    “That doesn’t explain why she didn’t make breakfast.”

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    nosirrom  5 months ago

    With the volume discount that comes to $38,478.00

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 5 months ago

    She’s been a busy woman!

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    Zykoic  5 months ago

    She waited until the bars closed so he could be there if he wanted.

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    Qiset  5 months ago

    Each was a year or so apart.

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    MayCauseBurns  5 months ago

    Uh, I need to go to the store for cigarettes…

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    Doug K  5 months ago

    We just came in to get our vaccinations.

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    purepaul  5 months ago

    Needs a sign- NO LITTERING

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    dflak  5 months ago

    Old joke: Ole doc made a visit to the farm house where the farmer’s wife was ready to birth her baby.

    He had the farmer hold the lamp so he could see what he was doing. After doc delivered the baby, he told the farmer, “Keep holing the lamp; there’s another one.”

    He delivered the second baby and said, “Wait, there’s one more.” and delivered it too.

    As soon as he delivered the third baby, the farmer turned off the lamp.

    The doctor complained, “What are you doing? I can’t see a thing!”

    The farmer told him, “The light’s drawin’ them.”

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    Tell her for me I’m outta heeeeeeeere!

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    JSH in Dover  5 months ago

    “But, wait! There’s more…”

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    cracker65  5 months ago

    You poor man. I have two kids and they drive me nuts.

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    sandpiper  5 months ago

    Talk about your shock and awe. WOW!! He’ll need a room next.

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    tremaine53  5 months ago

    “Lassie is doing well. You can visit her and the pups in Kennel 3.”

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    Linguist  5 months ago

    A professor I had in college had a very large young family. His wife gave birth to twins the first time, triplets the second, and twins again on the third go-round. He had a vasectomy after that!

    Oh, there was no history of duplicate births on either side of the family…

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    bobbyferrel  5 months ago

    Sir? Sir? Now where did he go?

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    pcmcdonald  5 months ago

    I’ve old guys driving 2 seater sports cars and the women sitting next to them look like dogs.

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    KEA  5 months ago

    he’s still standing… I’m impressed

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    cooganm Premium Member 5 months ago

    She’s been working on her quads

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    snowedin83861  5 months ago

    What a delivery THAT was!

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    LeeYoung Premium Member 5 months ago

    Well, his life is now over. Welcome to Hellsville and Paupertown.

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    rshive  5 months ago

    One sort of wonders at what point good news becomes not-quite-so-good.

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    BHALL77801  5 months ago

    He’s dead!!!

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    Calvins Brother  5 months ago

    …and he got a migraine at 2:27 A.M.

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    saltylife16  5 months ago

    Put on a pot of coffee. It’s going to be a long night.

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    DCBakerEsq  5 months ago

    Still need a few more to round out the volleyball team.

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    raybarb44  5 months ago

    When does the next train leave for anywhere?……

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    oldlady07 Premium Member 5 months ago

    A nurse I knew told about a young couple who came into the hospital for their first child. They wanted a natural birth, no unnatural medical interference. The husband had a book on natural child birth to which he referred often. After a very long day and night of labor, they agreed to an ultrasound which showed twins. When given that news the husband said “twins! What’s that!” and started to look it up in the book.

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    admiree2  5 months ago

    It is a bit crude but I recall a med student in my college days who was good with the quips. Somehow the discussion got to large families and multiple births when he decided to opine.

    “Somebody needs to tell these women that it’s a vagina and not a clown car.”

    That went along with the remark he made to a defensive girl.

    “You know Little Lady, it’s a vagina and not a pez dispenser.”

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    JesseLouisMartinez  5 months ago

    Quadruplets

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    Buckeye67  5 months ago

    Hooray, I have a boy.

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    NWdryad  5 months ago

    Are we sure this isn’t a veterinarian’s office?

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    mikecurley  5 months ago

    Quads

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    htenhoeve  5 months ago

    i kid you not my son in law has quads, 3 girls and a boy, grown now. my step grands.

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    kathleenhicks62  5 months ago

    Holy!

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