If the dog won’t eat it, give it to Dad.
Dogs are a lot smarter than people give them credit.
George Clooney had one pig as a pet. But he doesn’t look like George. The man in green jacket, I mean.
Got to feel sorry for that pig. Maybe some lipstick would help.
Your wife’s leftovers? Ugh! What for heaven’s sake have you done to her?
“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” Winston Churchill.
Are wife bad-cooking jokes still kosher?
The city counsel just passed an extension to the pig bylaw, people can continue to keep pigs in their house, like pet dogs and cats. The city is still arguing about chickens in the yard. They would naturally take care of bugs, however a fox moved in last summer and you can see the tracks in the snow. People need to watch their dogs.
Is this the same guy who asked his wife how she was able to serve leftovers 14 days in a row?
Smart dog! He was saving them for you!
What a testimony of her cooking.
I had a dog who ate my wife’s leftovers. I think it’s what killed him
David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart