Herman by Jim Unger for April 15, 2020

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    David Huie Green-BeingCertainIsNotAlwaysBeingRight  over 2 years ago

    “Bring me up to speed.”

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    whahoppened  over 2 years ago

    Juan Valdez says he knows nothing about it.

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    hammytech  over 2 years ago

    They’re on the scow waiting to cross the Panama Canal.

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    h.v.greenman  over 2 years ago

    Oh you wanted the Columbian stuff? I put in the order for Tanzanian

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    GalleyOar  over 2 years ago

    Oh and by the way has my danish left Denmark yet?

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    Meg O' Your Heart  over 2 years ago

    They have tables at Starbucks?

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    dflak  over 2 years ago

    I have a corollary to Murphy’s Law – the part that says. before you can do anything, something else must be done first.

    On some mornings I feel like I have to hike to the mountains, to mine the bauxite, to smelt the aluminum to build airplane, to fly to Brazil, to pick the beans when all I want is a cup of coffee.

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    bobpeters61  over 2 years ago

    I’ve eaten at that place before.

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    rmercer Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Plural? You mean “bean”.

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    sandpiper  over 2 years ago

    She’ll be disappointed to find the tip will arrive later – much later, like next week

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    You’re giving me the bill already? Where’s my order? On a slow boat from China?

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    jimchronister2016  over 2 years ago

    Still Love you Jim

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    garcoa  over 2 years ago

    Waitress: you did say that it had to be a fresh pot

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    Linguist  over 2 years ago

    The chef is waiting for those special civet coffee beans…

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 2 years ago

    There’s an app for that.. use the free WiFi to check it out.

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    oldlady07 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    At least he got to leave the house!

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Zing!

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    Bill The Nuke  over 2 years ago

    At a restaurant in Atlanta and my glass of wine never arrived. I was promised free dessert as an apology. That never arrived, either.And I never returned to that restaurant.

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    Bill The Nuke  over 2 years ago

    I’m sure you just caused the delivery time to double.

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    richarddraper8 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    One of Unger’s best!!

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    paranormal  over 2 years ago

    Not to mention that you charge too much for it. Coffee shouldn’t be as expensive when you have a meal. I can see it for just coffee or coffee and dessert.

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    cuzinron47  over 2 years ago

    Juan and his donkey got held up at the border.

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    tinstar  over 2 years ago

    I think his frustration has been brewing, for a while.

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    ChinthakaDassanayake  over 2 years ago

    Take heart sir, they are almost ready for picking.

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