Herman by Jim Unger for February 24, 2020

It’s not as if Mr 219 could have squeezed himself through there anyways. Now Mr 73 has some ‘splainin’ to do.

I can well imagine. Probably going to get a bit hotter too.

*anyway

they might have pulled it off if they hadn’t taken down the Rachel Welch movie poster

Those bars remind me of my phone reception here in Puerto Rico.

The lease says Residents who make unauthorized modifications to the exterior of the dwelling will be held responsible for repairs.

Don’t worry. Justice Trump will pardon them too!

Bar none, GOTTCHA!

They’ll soon be singing The Barless Baroom Blues.

Could you move us to a cell on the ground floor please?

A window!?! I’d kill for a window. All I have is padded walls.

In February?

That was the worst excuse from an inmate, ever, bar none.