Herman by Jim Unger for February 09, 2013

I wonder why ? Little Miss High Maintenance helped them along, no doubt.

Maybe she needs a bigger horseshoe.

I hope your not going to be like my first three wives. They all disappeared.

Have you noticed something? Look at any Herman, ‘wedding’ cartoon; the bride is always a head taller than the groom.

What does she expect when she carries the horse shoe upside down? All the luck runs out.

I had 4 housbands and I went bankrupt!

Already in debt; have you seen the bill for this wedding?

You Think ? How naive of you.

Wife # 1 – Lawyer ( divorced and outlived )Wife # 2 – PR Executive ( divorced and outlived )Wife # 3 – CPA ( divorced, she got the goldmine, I got the shaft )Wife # 4 – Business Exec. ( divorced, she got house and car and disappeared ).

Now that I’m old and broke, no problems !

I like the other Herman comic where one guy says to the other, “My wife is spending my $18 tax return on a $400 fur coat…”.