Herman by Jim Unger for September 26, 2012

He should check his service. My wife use to waitress. She got lots of tips. One she was cute. Two she could really chat one up. Three she looked good in a dress. (Not a short revealing one. Business casual like.) Even if the meal was bad the service was exceptional. Your glass never empty. You never had to say “Waitress?” Those are some lost skills. Not all but some. I liked her service so much I married her for her tip. I got the better deal but she loves me none the less. My whole world revolves around her. No kids (serious injury to me as a child. Not allowed to adopt my job was too dangerous) so devoted it all to her. At least I am not alone which was my biggest fear and I fear very little.