That option will never “exist”.
It would help if you went in the room.
… and wear a sexy tux with no pants!!
Granny is a rebel. By wearing that blue jacket she rebel against the mandated dress code.
And it new year already? Me thoughts there was one more day to goes.
“…and days of Auld Lang Syne…”
Your only chance is to not have Heathcliff at the party.
It’s overrated, And if you do it long enough, people expect you to always be “on” all the time, and then it becomes a burden. I prefer “Chilling out” these days, being semi-retired from being the “life” of the party.
grandpa you could have been the life of the party, but heathcliff..beat you to it
Fat chance of that happening, Grandpa. You have just as much a chance of being the life of the party as Jon Arbuckle does.
Cats always manage to be the centre of attention.
Put a lamp shade on your head.