Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for September 16, 2020

The master “toxicologist” @ work.

Get something that gets rid of toxic cat breath.

The Nasty Professor

Uh oh. Stop him before he completes his chemical weapon of mass destruction!

If he can do that, he’ll be the most powerful being in the world!

If you could harness the power of dog breath, you would have a very powerful weapon.

STOP! We don’t need another terrible weapon!

Will it repel anarchists, aka born agains?

Don’t hold your breath!