Well, they should. My mother grew up on a farm. By the time she was old enough to have white hair, she and my father had decided that murdering sentient turkeys out in the middle of nowhere influenced us all to be psychopaths (sorry Joe and Sarah, but it’s true). My siblings leave the entrails of roasted victims mixed with sweet potatoes to fester in every corner of the Midwest. I just move on. One day I hope to meet Heathcliff himself. Any orders Heathcliff gives I will follow. Hail Heathcliff! Hail Heathclff! Get ready all turkeys, you’re dead, LOL!
SHAKEDOWNVILLE over 4 years ago
Much cha"grins" about nothing.
cubswin2016 over 4 years ago
Be afraid, turkeys. Be very afraid.
Aladar30 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Time to make testament.
A R V reader over 4 years ago
Garfield will choose the biggest, fattest one, and the family can have the other.
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member over 4 years ago
The Cheshire cat and family.
Iwa Iniki over 4 years ago
Eat tofu, not turkey.
Caldonia over 4 years ago
Well, they should. My mother grew up on a farm. By the time she was old enough to have white hair, she and my father had decided that murdering sentient turkeys out in the middle of nowhere influenced us all to be psychopaths (sorry Joe and Sarah, but it’s true). My siblings leave the entrails of roasted victims mixed with sweet potatoes to fester in every corner of the Midwest. I just move on. One day I hope to meet Heathcliff himself. Any orders Heathcliff gives I will follow. Hail Heathcliff! Hail Heathclff! Get ready all turkeys, you’re dead, LOL!
brklnbern over 4 years ago
for once they all agree with Heathcliff.
Jim Kerner over 4 years ago
Here dinner, dinner, dinner.