I got a Christmas tree that’s so small, it’s standing on my dining table and still can’t reach the ceiling. Also it’s fake. Why? Because I HATE competition! Look up a video of a guy with a tree bigger than his car and tell me you agree that it’s ridiculous.
“Well, if we get the ten thousand dollar tree I won’t have money to get you Christmas or birthday presents for the next five years.”
“Do we really need a tree, Mom? We have each other, that’s what’s important.”
$10,000?! Get #$%^ED, capitalism!
I want a good old-fashioned aluminum Christmas tree, like my parents had when I was a kid.
I bought a new tree last year to replace the one we had for 10 years. About 1 m tall.
Heart is out of her trademaked flats and she’s looking cute.