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Heart of the City by Steenz for October 18, 2021

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    codycab  3 months ago

    It’s work that you don’t want, but NEED!

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    LtPowers  3 months ago

    She’s got the Bard thing down.

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    belgarathmth  3 months ago

    He should have an exclamation point over his head.

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    Decepticomic  3 months ago

    The construction of this joke could use some work. Right now, it’s just Heart ignoring Charlotte’s advice for no reason. Maybe if the guy with the sign told Heart, “You could earn some nice jewelry” or something after Charlotte’s warning, it would land better.

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    droosan Premium Member 3 months ago

    Is Heart’s character named “Leroy Jenkins,” perhaps..?

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    vonskippy  3 months ago

    As the party leave town to start their quest they bump into three asthmatic orcs. One orc holds their inhalers and the other two kill Hearts lame noob party. As the “adventure” ends one of the orc (and not even the smartest orc) asks “who would be so dumb to go on an adventure without a couple of fighters and a experienced magic user”?

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    MCProfessor  3 months ago

    Without an elvish warrior a, dwarf, and a mage their quest is doomed.

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    David Rickard Premium Member 3 months ago

    They should ease Heart into D&D with something easy… I’d suggest the Tomb of Horrors.

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    eddi_tbh  3 months ago

    Oh good. We get to see the fun from the character’s viewpoint.

    PS: HEARRRRTTTTTTT!!!

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    eddi_tbh  3 months ago

    A Code Seven adventure: The players get six lives but it requires at least seven to complete the mission. A Paranoia RPG standard.

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    brigidkeely  3 months ago

    If the DM doesn’t want the players following a “dangerous job” plot line then he shouldn’t have introduced it.

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