The construction of this joke could use some work. Right now, it’s just Heart ignoring Charlotte’s advice for no reason. Maybe if the guy with the sign told Heart, “You could earn some nice jewelry” or something after Charlotte’s warning, it would land better.
As the party leave town to start their quest they bump into three asthmatic orcs. One orc holds their inhalers and the other two kill Hearts lame noob party. As the “adventure” ends one of the orc (and not even the smartest orc) asks “who would be so dumb to go on an adventure without a couple of fighters and a experienced magic user”?
codycab over 2 years ago
It’s work that you don’t want, but NEED!
LtPowers over 2 years ago
She’s got the Bard thing down.
belgarathmth over 2 years ago
He should have an exclamation point over his head.
Decepticomic over 2 years ago
The construction of this joke could use some work. Right now, it’s just Heart ignoring Charlotte’s advice for no reason. Maybe if the guy with the sign told Heart, “You could earn some nice jewelry” or something after Charlotte’s warning, it would land better.
droosan Premium Member over 2 years ago
Is Heart’s character named “Leroy Jenkins,” perhaps..?
vonskippy over 2 years ago
As the party leave town to start their quest they bump into three asthmatic orcs. One orc holds their inhalers and the other two kill Hearts lame noob party. As the “adventure” ends one of the orc (and not even the smartest orc) asks “who would be so dumb to go on an adventure without a couple of fighters and a experienced magic user”?
MCProfessor over 2 years ago
Without an elvish warrior a, dwarf, and a mage their quest is doomed.
David Rickard Premium Member over 2 years ago
They should ease Heart into D&D with something easy… I’d suggest the Tomb of Horrors.
brigidkeely over 2 years ago
If the DM doesn’t want the players following a “dangerous job” plot line then he shouldn’t have introduced it.