Heart of the City by Steenz for December 02, 2007
Heart: Mom! Mom help!!! Momm!! Heart: This has been a test of the emergency broadcast system! Had this been an actual emergency, like an ax murderer or a monster in my closet, you'd have to protect me with your full motherly instinct! This has only been a test! Heart: Nicely done, mom! You beat your last time by three seconds! But you forgot weapons again! Mom: Heart, are you familiar with the boy who cried wolf?