Got to burn off those milk and cookies somehow.
That would make for a killer story: Kris Kringle: Orc Slayer/Toy maker.
too tall to be a hobbit or dwarf. Certainly not of the elf people. A wizard? Santa the Red?
They look a lot alike. Harley is related to Santa?
What if Santa was a vampire who bit the necks of naughty children?
Read J. R. R. Tolkien’s “The Father Christmas Letters” for evidence that Santa/Father Christmas engaged in some serious conflicts with goblins.
Maybe he’s half elf, like Elrond, except instead of choosing to live as an elf, he chose to live as a human, like Elros, explaining the beard and the pointy ears.
Slay bells ring…
I’m guessing the Orcs would make up hundreds of pages of the Naughty List.
ruined my childhood
March 06, 2017
March 16, 2017