Your skin will wrinkle, and your hair will eventually turn grey.
You don’t want to know kiddo, you really don’t.
Everything hurts, eventually. Then one day it doesn’t.
Too late! You already have the hat on.
Oh, don’t we wish!
If I’d known I would live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.
You’ll be running against the wind…
Okay. But it would mean this your last birthday party.
Most of it is not all that great
You should have done that before you downloaded the app.
“Ok”, says Mom. “But, by the time you finish reading them, you’ll be another year older.”
Your bones will ache and your muscles, eyes and hearing will start to fail. Other than that: Golden Years, baybee.
Live each day as if it were your last…
The only way out is if the angels want to wear your red shoes:
The “term” is a life sentence.
It don’t get any better…
It’s a little late for that now, you should have asked that before you were born.
Sorry, life doesn’t come with a EULA.
You can’t win. You can’t even break even. And you can’t get out of the game.