Half Full by Maria Scrivan for October 03, 2022

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    jasonsnakelover  4 months ago

    Your skin will wrinkle, and your hair will eventually turn grey.

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    Muzi54  4 months ago

    You don’t want to know kiddo, you really don’t.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 4 months ago

    Everything hurts, eventually. Then one day it doesn’t.

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    The Reader Premium Member 4 months ago

    Too late! You already have the hat on.

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    blunebottle  4 months ago

    Oh, don’t we wish!

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    blunebottle  4 months ago

    If I’d known I would live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.

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    distortion  4 months ago

    You’ll be running against the wind…

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    Okay. But it would mean this your last birthday party.

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    SusieB  4 months ago

    Most of it is not all that great

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    loridobson Premium Member 4 months ago

    You should have done that before you downloaded the app.

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    William Bednar Premium Member 4 months ago

    “Ok”, says Mom. “But, by the time you finish reading them, you’ll be another year older.”

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    Lee26 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Your bones will ache and your muscles, eyes and hearing will start to fail. Other than that: Golden Years, baybee.

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    Live each day as if it were your last…

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    Jefano Premium Member 4 months ago

    The only way out is if the angels want to wear your red shoes:

    https://youtu.be/Ab_IO-SlK5w

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    gammaguy  4 months ago

    The “term” is a life sentence.

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    Stat_man99  4 months ago

    It don’t get any better…

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    Grayhair, The Pirate Formerly Known as Tom Powell Premium Member 4 months ago

    It’s a little late for that now, you should have asked that before you were born.

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    paullp Premium Member 4 months ago

    Sorry, life doesn’t come with a EULA.

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    Ed The Red Premium Member 4 months ago

    You can’t win. You can’t even break even. And you can’t get out of the game.

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