Your skin will wrinkle, and your hair will eventually turn grey.
You don’t want to know kiddo, you really don’t.
Everything hurts, eventually. Then one day it doesn’t.
Too late! You already have the hat on.
Oh, don’t we wish!
If I’d known I would live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.
You’ll be running against the wind…
Okay. But it would mean this your last birthday party.
Most of it is not all that great
You should have done that before you downloaded the app.
“Ok”, says Mom. “But, by the time you finish reading them, you’ll be another year older.”
Your bones will ache and your muscles, eyes and hearing will start to fail. Other than that: Golden Years, baybee.
Live each day as if it were your last…
The only way out is if the angels want to wear your red shoes:
https://youtu.be/Ab_IO-SlK5w
The “term” is a life sentence.
It don’t get any better…
It’s a little late for that now, you should have asked that before you were born.
Sorry, life doesn’t come with a EULA.
You can’t win. You can’t even break even. And you can’t get out of the game.
jasonsnakelover over 1 year ago
Your skin will wrinkle, and your hair will eventually turn grey.
Muzi54 over 1 year ago
You don’t want to know kiddo, you really don’t.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 1 year ago
Everything hurts, eventually. Then one day it doesn’t.
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
Too late! You already have the hat on.
blunebottle over 1 year ago
Oh, don’t we wish!
blunebottle over 1 year ago
If I’d known I would live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.
distortion over 1 year ago
You’ll be running against the wind…
Doug K over 1 year ago
Okay. But it would mean this your last birthday party.
SusieB over 1 year ago
Most of it is not all that great
loridobson Premium Member over 1 year ago
You should have done that before you downloaded the app.
William Bednar Premium Member over 1 year ago
“Ok”, says Mom. “But, by the time you finish reading them, you’ll be another year older.”
Lee26 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Your bones will ache and your muscles, eyes and hearing will start to fail. Other than that: Golden Years, baybee.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Live each day as if it were your last…
Jefano Premium Member over 1 year ago
The only way out is if the angels want to wear your red shoes:
https://youtu.be/Ab_IO-SlK5w
gammaguy over 1 year ago
The “term” is a life sentence.
Stat_man99 over 1 year ago
It don’t get any better…
Grayhair, The Pirate Formerly Known as Tom Powell Premium Member over 1 year ago
It’s a little late for that now, you should have asked that before you were born.
paullp Premium Member over 1 year ago
Sorry, life doesn’t come with a EULA.
Ed The Red Premium Member over 1 year ago
You can’t win. You can’t even break even. And you can’t get out of the game.