Half Full by Maria Scrivan for August 21, 2022

My ice cream truck always seemed to be playing Do Your Ears Hang Low

Mine always played Turkey in the Straw, but apparently that is now deemed politically incorrect.

Alternate words to Turkey in the Straw:

♫ Well I went around the corner and I walked around the block

And I walked right in to a donut shop

And I picked up a donut right out of the grease

And I handed the lady a five-cent piece. ♫

♫ Well she looked at the nickel and she looked at me

And she said: “This nickel’s no good to me.

There’s a hole in the middle and it goes right through

Said I: “There’s a hole in you donut, too!” ♫

Jump in the breadbox- you crumb!

It’s end of August and the Christmas stuff is on the top shelf, while the Halloween stuff is on the middle shelf…..Can we please enjoy the rest of summer first?

A reminder to wallow in the season, and ice cream, now. And often.

Not much worse than the sound of flip-flops.

There was a time when, hearing the music of the ice cream truck, I’d come running — and it wouldn’t matter a bit what music was playing.

Too early? They already have Halloween stuff out….ugh

If you have two left feet the sound is “flop, flop.”

126 Shopping Days Until Christmas!!

It bugs me that a couple of cable channels are airing holiday movies RIGHT after Halloween . (can’t they wait until the day after Thanksgiving? )

You forgot to include the sound pavement makes when it fails due to heat too intense for it.