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Half Full by Maria Scrivan for September 21, 2021

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    Leojim  2 months ago

    You’re going to have to buy her lots and lots of drinks froggy!

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    GovernorOfCalisota Premium Member 2 months ago

    Happy to help, if after I don’t HAVE TO marry you… :)

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    pathamil  2 months ago

    The most common frog pick-up line…

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    pathamil  2 months ago

    At 2 a.m. every woman looks like a princess…

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    Zebrastripes  2 months ago

    Kermit is relentless

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    rhpii  2 months ago

    15 minutes later, hey you must not be a real princess.

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    Doug K  2 months ago

    She: “I came here to get away from Snakes and Lizards. I’m adding Amphibians to my list. I’ll have to find (yet) another place to go.”

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    Doug K  2 months ago

    “Okay, Frog. There’s some dip over there. Show me what you can do with your tongue.”

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    cactusbob333  2 months ago

    Being green wasn’t so bad. It was the orange polka dots.

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  2 months ago

    Care if I break your leg if you don’t stop molesting me, froggy?

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    Moonkey Premium Member 2 months ago

    No

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    Indianapolis Smith  2 months ago

    Isn’t that a poison-dart frog? If she kisses him, won’t she keel over dead?

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    oakie817  2 months ago

    he’s visiting from Gasoline Alley

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    sandflea  2 months ago

    Hope she has her donkey nearby.

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    Stephen Gilberg  2 months ago

    Still not as sleazy-sounding as Prince Naveen.

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    mistercatworks  2 months ago

    Beg off with mono. Who needs a drunk Prince?

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    tinstar  2 months ago

    “It’s not easy, being green…”

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    WCraft Premium Member 2 months ago

    Sorry, that line never worked for me.

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