You’re going to have to buy her lots and lots of drinks froggy!
Happy to help, if after I don’t HAVE TO marry you… :)
The most common frog pick-up line…
At 2 a.m. every woman looks like a princess…
Kermit is relentless
15 minutes later, hey you must not be a real princess.
She: “I came here to get away from Snakes and Lizards. I’m adding Amphibians to my list. I’ll have to find (yet) another place to go.”
“Okay, Frog. There’s some dip over there. Show me what you can do with your tongue.”
Being green wasn’t so bad. It was the orange polka dots.
Care if I break your leg if you don’t stop molesting me, froggy?
Isn’t that a poison-dart frog? If she kisses him, won’t she keel over dead?
he’s visiting from Gasoline Alley
Hope she has her donkey nearby.
Still not as sleazy-sounding as Prince Naveen.
Beg off with mono. Who needs a drunk Prince?
“It’s not easy, being green…”
Sorry, that line never worked for me.