A leprechaun looks at a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.
Pot of gold: I'm an inheritance from Nigeria. I just need your bank account, I.D., and a thousand dollars to complete the transaction.
Because there’s nothing suspicious about talking gold.
Thereafter you will hold $50 dollars worth of gold-covered chocolate coins… well probably not, you’ll hold a picture of $50 dollars worth of gold-covered chocolate coins.
Now we know how he got all of that gold in the beginning.