A preying mantis sits in bed with another preying mantis with it's head cut off.
Mantis 1: Feel like catching a movie?
It’ll have to be a rerun.
What’s with these jokes about guys losing their heads over sex?……Never mind.
The experiments that resulted in the female mantis eating the male’s head during mating were flawed…they hadn’t fed them for a long time. Feed them and they don’t eat their mates. Spiders, now, that’s a different story.
I don’t think mantises (mantes?) bleed red.
I’m afraid not.