Three deer sit in arm chairs on a road next to a deer crossing sign. They each are filling out crossword puzzles.
Deer 2: What's a four letter word for "car?"
Auto, or in your case there-DEAD
ii dont know mister deer, but i do know this, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!! :D
They took down the signs due to the low literacy rate of deer…
I have an 8 letter: R.O.A.D.K.I.L.L.