Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for November 18, 2004
Transcript:
"You make this Shelia Philpot sound pretty awful, what grade's she in?" "Sixth. Picture Danny Devito with long hair and a skirt." "Everyone at school is afraid of her! There's a rumor she once broke a substitute teacher's collarbone!" "Well bullying is a serious matter. I think I'm going to call the principal." "Before you do, mayber I should try to talk to Shiela, What's the worst that could happen?"<Br>"Uh... What are you donig?" "I'm trying to picture how you'll look in a neck brace."