Gil Thorp by Neal Rubin and Rod Whigham for January 29, 2021

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    Charks  over 1 year ago

    P2: You talkin to me?P3: Please don’t stop. Give me your V-I-C-tory lap. Pun intended.

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    flashdrive1988  over 1 year ago

    About a month ago, I suggested that this was going to happen to Vic. I don’t think he is going to be eating with the guys over the next few weeks.

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    Ravenswing  over 1 year ago

    Seeing as Doonesbury just had the storyline, I wonder if this is Vic’s Winter Fantasy playing out.

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    bitsy twill  over 1 year ago

    I always do that too, tell people I have something I want to ask them later and then walk away. People love that, I find.

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    Gil-doh!  over 1 year ago

    P1 Don’t let Tessi get close to your junk if she’s using her right hand to squeeze things. How does she hit all those 3’s with that claw anyway?

    P2 Stop using my popularity as a crutch for feeling sorry for yourselves that I am distancing myself from you

    P3 Says Tessi as she slips Vic a note to meet her in the janitor’s closet at 2 when the Mopman is resurfacing the gym floor with the Zamboni machine.

    What’s with the ants on dude’s face making him look like he hasn’t shaved – ever?

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    jslabotnik  over 1 year ago

    P1: Seeing Tessi walk away brings to mind this hit from 1960: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjjMH_PdCvI

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    bearwku82  over 1 year ago

    P1- Yesterday, I thought Vic was talking with Wll Thayer. Now he’s chatting with Terry Rapson? Egad! With that clam digger, she is the spawn of Oswald Cobblepot. However, from the rear view, safe to say she doesn’t waddle when she walks.

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    TheBrownStarfish  over 1 year ago

    P1, She thought it was the Charmin.

    P2, Mopman’s been working overtime on those cafeteria tables.

    P3, It’s usually the girls with the mustaches in this strip.

    This could end up being a great story if Vic takes Tessi to the prom in a sort of gender versed “Carrie” ending.

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    Irish53  over 1 year ago

    P 4 (Vic): “…Ok….no problem…what you’ve probably heard is true but I can show it to you later to prove it…”

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    James St. John Smythe  over 1 year ago

    Does this question have anything to do about the frankfurter giveaway?

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    Ellisburkes  over 1 year ago

    I was in Hong Kong on an R&R when a Korean freighter got way to close to my junk.

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    comicly  over 1 year ago

    I agree with CK. Tessie is horrid. Why doesn’t she just ask him to announce the girls’ games?

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    hifirick1953  over 1 year ago

    I’m surprised the food doesn’t slide off that table

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    fanofgil  over 1 year ago

    More evidence that this is not an accurate portrayal of HS anywhere in America; a boy gets “squeezed” on the arm by a good looking girl and they do not look at her when she walks away; too much testosterone flowing to not be admirers!

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    Mr Reality  over 1 year ago

    Later in the day , Hi Vic , Oh Hi Corina , in all reality , I have something to tell you later . See you later Vic .

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    david.reichert  over 1 year ago

    I’ve been watching a lot of mysteries on TV. When someone says “I have something to tell you, meet me later”, they end up dead.

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    Ellisburkes  over 1 year ago

    If she squeezes too hard and cuts off circulation, it could become like Ernest Hemingway, a Farewell to Arm.

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    Mopman  over 1 year ago

    So based on Doug’s expression, he is not being facetious? He really thought she does that all the time?

    Gee, Tessi, don’t rush into anything. You just want to ask him to announce the girls games. Is it really necessary to compliment his voice and squeeze his arm, then the next day stop him to tell him that you don’t have time to ask him something (despite the fact that you could have used the time to tell him that to ask your question)? Then come back yet another day and maybe finally ask your question?

    I assume she’s doing this to lead him into thinking she wants to get hot and heavy with him. And if she keeps batting her fake eyelashes at him he’ll say yes to the PA gig without even realizing what he’s doing. Then once he’s committed to the job, “Um, hello? Do I know you?”

    And speaking of commitments, it’s not that big of a commitment to read Mopped Up Thorp every day.

    https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

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    Ellisburkes  over 1 year ago

    Psychiatric hospitals are full of committed patients.

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