P1: Where’s my Hot Dog, Hot Dog? P2: Hey Sailor, how about a date? P3: Hey Doug, wanna compete with Mona Lisa Vito? Do YOU know the correct ignition timing on a 1955 Bel Air with a 327 and full barrel carb?
Does anybody know who won the game, we know somebody won the hot dog? I think R & W have lost their way!!!
Plus not a fair contest, the freshman and some sophomores don’t have their licenses yet!!!
P1 Three 7s on my drivers license – where’s my hot dog? Show this note to the locker room doorman after the game and he will take you to where the wieners are, you can take your pick
P2 Your doing giveaways now? How about a date with Doug? No way he’d rather spend time with his goat
P3 Found it in a barn and trained it with my dad. Can anyone help me get this vulcan peace sign thing working? It’ll make me look authentic at Comic Con
What the hell? Kids are just walking across the court to claim their free wiener? Vic is going to be costing Milford technical fouls now.
Yep, I think one of my guesses might be in the future. Doug is going to use he and his dad’s skills to fix up or soup up Vic’s van. Or a better one they find in another barn. But first, Vic needs to be taken down a peg as he’s going to become bigger than the game. Gil no likey that.
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Need to go back, but I don’t remember Vic having that… crutch? cane? on his introduction. Thought I saw it a couple days ago but wasn’t sure until today.
P1- Snack bar. Really? Every HS calls it the concession stand. What does the lucky wiener get with Vic’s authorization? A soda? Pop? Coke? Hoo?
Strive for a cold tuna sub.
P3: I now own sheep!
P 1.5 (hands him a plastic grocery bag): “…in here…you just need to cook it and find a bun or a piece of bread….”
P1, Vic, grabbing his crotch, “I got your hot dog right here, Skippy!”
P2, From every indication here in Snarkland, I don’t think Vic goes that way, Marcel.
P3, I gotta hand it to ya, Doug, you got me. Corina, perhaps?
That doesn’t even look like Vic in P 1 . He aged overnight
What a loser! Every knows you get a cool car to GET girls!
Old joke. Where did Lawrence Welk park his car?In the crotch.
Is that Kramer from Seinfeld sitting at the table in P2?
P 3: that’s Dougie’s way of sayin’ he don’t like girls
P 1.5: the Lucky winner drives away in the Oscar Meyer Mobile
P-2.5: Michael Palin shouts-“No one expects the Inquisition!”
P-3.5: Double D! (and not one of you mentioned her until now).
P 3: soon, they will be sayin’ that about CK
The crutch is back! I’m vindicated! It might have been easier to indicate that Vic had CP if they had drawn that from the beginning.
The “Win a Date” thing was played out among some guys when I was in college.
One of the group, a very handsome guy, had a reputation as able to get a date with anyone he asked. His “friends” placed a full page ad (with photograph!) in the university’s student newspaper for a bogus Win a Date with Rob drawing.
By noon of the day it was published, Rob was visibly spooked. He hadn’t seen the ad and was wondering out loud why random passers-by were staring, whispering, pointing, giggling.
Someone handed him the paper, opened to the ad. He didn’t like it, but appreciated the humor. He just looked up and said “Nice.”
Good sport, he took the winning lady out for a fine restaurant dinner.
I won a date but it turned out to be a prune.