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Gil Thorp by Neal Rubin and Rod Whigham for November 16, 2020

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    Johnny Q Premium Member 7 months ago

    A termite walks into the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?”

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    The Pro from Dover  7 months ago

    A blind man walks into a bar and says “Why didn’t you tell me this bar was here”!

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    seismic-2 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Marty Moon walks into a bar. Next week, the owner retires.

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    Lawrence.S  7 months ago

    A dyslexic walks into a bra…

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    Charks  7 months ago

    See CK primp. Who’s her date with?

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    timbob2313 Premium Member 7 months ago

    second panel, The hand talks.(Addams Family, old TV show)

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    Mr Reality  7 months ago

    In all reality , a blind man walks into a bar with a French Poodle, the bartender says Hey pal no dogs allowed. The blind man says it’s my seeing eye dog . The bartender replies Never seen a poodle seeing eye dog The blind man says, Are you sh*tin me, they gave me a F** kin poodle for a seeing eye dog ?

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    RobMcLean  7 months ago

    I’m sorry, but there’s no way a teenage girl in 2020 would tell that joke. None. But then, Milford seems to exist outside reality, which explains the lack of COVID.

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    Bluedarter  7 months ago

    I like CK coloring in her moustache, while she doesn’t give a damn about that other stuff.

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    Bucky  7 months ago

    P2 Did she run into a wall? Looks like he nose did!!! Who does the talking hand belong to?

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    Mr Schnobb  7 months ago

    A chicken walks into a bar. The bartender says: “We don’t serve poultry.” The chicken says: “That’s OK. I just want a drink.”

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    TheBrownStarfish  7 months ago

    P1, Mrs. Maisel she’s not.

    P2, Talk to the hand, Corina.

    P3, It sure looks like Corina’s left hand is on her right arm and vice versa. . .

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    Irish53  7 months ago

    A horse’s a$$ walks into a high school and sez….

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    Irish53  7 months ago

    P 3: “…there’s no way we can take 2nd in the Valley…”

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    hifirick1953  7 months ago

    As long as Volleyball wins the “Valley” what do I care about the football team. Isn’t second place their goal every year??

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    Mopman  7 months ago

    So the whole school is in a major state of depression because the football team now can’t win the Valley? I mean, it only happens once every 15 years anyway. Why aren’t these girls looking at the big picture? Second place is still in reach – Gil’s dream!

    And speaking of dreams, you aren’t dreaming if you noticed that today’s Mopped Up Thorp is online.

    https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

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    bearwku82  7 months ago

    P1- Fist Pump members under orders from The Gilfather maintain surveillance of the Russian fembot. Is she cracking a John Elway joke?

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    Rube Whigham  7 months ago

    Maybe Milford football can’t win the Valley. But for a morale and calorie boost, maybe Milford can schedule Valley ! Modified!

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member 7 months ago

    During his extended tantrum, a kid’s weary mom says Why the long fuss?

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    Mopman  7 months ago

    After Garfield was tortured on The Rack, people started to ask, “Why the long puss?”

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