A termite walks into the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?”
A blind man walks into a bar and says “Why didn’t you tell me this bar was here”!
Marty Moon walks into a bar. Next week, the owner retires.
A dyslexic walks into a bra…
See CK primp. Who’s her date with?
second panel, The hand talks.(Addams Family, old TV show)
In all reality , a blind man walks into a bar with a French Poodle, the bartender says Hey pal no dogs allowed. The blind man says it’s my seeing eye dog . The bartender replies Never seen a poodle seeing eye dog The blind man says, Are you sh*tin me, they gave me a F** kin poodle for a seeing eye dog ?
I’m sorry, but there’s no way a teenage girl in 2020 would tell that joke. None. But then, Milford seems to exist outside reality, which explains the lack of COVID.
I like CK coloring in her moustache, while she doesn’t give a damn about that other stuff.
P2 Did she run into a wall? Looks like he nose did!!! Who does the talking hand belong to?
A chicken walks into a bar. The bartender says: “We don’t serve poultry.” The chicken says: “That’s OK. I just want a drink.”
P1, Mrs. Maisel she’s not.
P2, Talk to the hand, Corina.
P3, It sure looks like Corina’s left hand is on her right arm and vice versa. . .
A horse’s a$$ walks into a high school and sez….
P 3: “…there’s no way we can take 2nd in the Valley…”
As long as Volleyball wins the “Valley” what do I care about the football team. Isn’t second place their goal every year??
So the whole school is in a major state of depression because the football team now can’t win the Valley? I mean, it only happens once every 15 years anyway. Why aren’t these girls looking at the big picture? Second place is still in reach – Gil’s dream!
And speaking of dreams, you aren’t dreaming if you noticed that today’s Mopped Up Thorp is online.
P1- Fist Pump members under orders from The Gilfather maintain surveillance of the Russian fembot. Is she cracking a John Elway joke?
Maybe Milford football can’t win the Valley. But for a morale and calorie boost, maybe Milford can schedule Valley ! Modified!
During his extended tantrum, a kid’s weary mom says Why the long fuss?
After Garfield was tortured on The Rack, people started to ask, “Why the long puss?”