Gil Thorp by Neal Rubin and Rod Whigham for December 26, 2019


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  1. Ted4th
    seismic-2 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Fist Pump Man is appreciative of Marcell Irby’s new muscle. Chris Schuring is distracted by number 21’s man bun. Sitting by the fireside at home, Gil wonders how the game is going in Springfield.

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    cuttersjock  5 months ago

    P1: Springfield is known for their distended nets

    P2: Bun man makes a move to see if Schuring really is a mis match down below

    P3: the Mop janitorial franchise in Springfield is rated high on Angies List

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    ksronlinemedia  5 months ago

    Man bun alert. I’m dead.

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    Charks  5 months ago

    P3: Schuring to signal touchdown. He’s still in last week’s strip.

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    TheBrownStarfish  5 months ago

    P1, Marcell dunks while Chris Schuring tries to block it with his dribble from P2.

    P2, Man Bun Boy grabs Chris Schuring by the nuts with his crab claw and apparently no harm, no foul.

    P3, The floor is suddenly so shiny it looks wet. That might explain why the dude in the stands is wearing flippers. Or Mopman put on a quick shine at halftime.

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    Mr Reality  5 months ago

    In all reality , P 1 Marcell Irby sports a throwback mustache ,he’s a bad mother - Hush Your Mouth ,but in all reality I’m talkin about Marcell !

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    jslabotnik  5 months ago

    Elizabeth Taylor should have hesitated on some of her mismatches

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    thejudge  5 months ago

    Springfield’s famous “flailing hands” defense pressures the Larks into a turnover!

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    Mr Schnobb  5 months ago

    Buns, Turnovers- yes it’s Christmas

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    bearwku82  5 months ago

    Confucius say, man who have bun will rise to the occasion. It’s the yeast he could do.

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    Bluedarter  5 months ago

    Fist pump man makes all the away games. A true fan.I’d force one inside too if I just got (let’s make it a verb) groined.

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    Bucky  5 months ago

    P1 That’s the longest net I have ever seen.P3 Is player with the ball transgender, nonbinary or undecided?

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    twainreader  5 months ago

    P-3: With the game tied, Gil calls for the old Mr. Roboto offense, but Springfield anticipates it like Heinz Ketsup

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    Ellisburkes  5 months ago

    Prince Charles truly has groin of the realm.

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    Mopman  5 months ago

    P1 – Yeah, that net is about 3’ long, but the rim is smaller than one you’d find at a carnival game.

    P2 – Mismatch? The players are the same size.

    P3 – The Milford player picked a bad time to practice his Rocketts routine. Plus, I’m not sure how trying to pass to someone on the wing, nowhere near being under the basket, is “forcing it inside”.

    And speaking of forcing, I hope I don’t have to force you to read today’s issue of Mopped Up Thorp.
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    tcar-1  5 months ago

    For panel one:

    My hands were clenched in fists of rage

    No angel born in Hell

    Could break that Satan’s spell

    And as the flames climbed high into the night

    To light the sacrificial rite

    I saw Satan laughing with delight

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    Bluedarter  5 months ago

    That is an actual peach basket ( with some loss due to age) that James Naismith used in P1.

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