Fist Pump Man is appreciative of Marcell Irby’s new muscle. Chris Schuring is distracted by number 21’s man bun. Sitting by the fireside at home, Gil wonders how the game is going in Springfield.
P1, Marcell dunks while Chris Schuring tries to block it with his dribble from P2.
P2, Man Bun Boy grabs Chris Schuring by the nuts with his crab claw and apparently no harm, no foul.
P3, The floor is suddenly so shiny it looks wet. That might explain why the dude in the stands is wearing flippers. Or Mopman put on a quick shine at halftime.
P1 – Yeah, that net is about 3’ long, but the rim is smaller than one you’d find at a carnival game.
P2 – Mismatch? The players are the same size.
P3 – The Milford player picked a bad time to practice his Rocketts routine. Plus, I’m not sure how trying to pass to someone on the wing, nowhere near being under the basket, is “forcing it inside”.
And speaking of forcing, I hope I don’t have to force you to read today’s issue of Mopped Up Thorp.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Fist Pump Man is appreciative of Marcell Irby’s new muscle. Chris Schuring is distracted by number 21’s man bun. Sitting by the fireside at home, Gil wonders how the game is going in Springfield.
cuttersjock over 4 years ago
P1: Springfield is known for their distended nets
P2: Bun man makes a move to see if Schuring really is a mis match down below
P3: the Mop janitorial franchise in Springfield is rated high on Angies List
ksronlinemedia over 4 years ago
Man bun alert. I’m dead.
Charks over 4 years ago
P3: Schuring to signal touchdown. He’s still in last week’s strip.
TheBrownStarfish over 4 years ago
P1, Marcell dunks while Chris Schuring tries to block it with his dribble from P2.
P2, Man Bun Boy grabs Chris Schuring by the nuts with his crab claw and apparently no harm, no foul.
P3, The floor is suddenly so shiny it looks wet. That might explain why the dude in the stands is wearing flippers. Or Mopman put on a quick shine at halftime.
Mr Reality over 4 years ago
In all reality , P 1 Marcell Irby sports a throwback mustache ,he’s a bad mother - Hush Your Mouth ,but in all reality I’m talkin about Marcell !
jslabotnik over 4 years ago
Elizabeth Taylor should have hesitated on some of her mismatches
thejudge over 4 years ago
Springfield’s famous “flailing hands” defense pressures the Larks into a turnover!
bearwku82 over 4 years ago
Confucius say, man who have bun will rise to the occasion. It’s the yeast he could do.
Bluedarter over 4 years ago
Fist pump man makes all the away games. A true fan.I’d force one inside too if I just got (let’s make it a verb) groined.
Bucky over 4 years ago
P1 That’s the longest net I have ever seen.P3 Is player with the ball transgender, nonbinary or undecided?
twainreader over 4 years ago
P-3: With the game tied, Gil calls for the old Mr. Roboto offense, but Springfield anticipates it like Heinz Ketsup
Mopman over 4 years ago
P1 – Yeah, that net is about 3’ long, but the rim is smaller than one you’d find at a carnival game.
P2 – Mismatch? The players are the same size.
P3 – The Milford player picked a bad time to practice his Rocketts routine. Plus, I’m not sure how trying to pass to someone on the wing, nowhere near being under the basket, is “forcing it inside”.
And speaking of forcing, I hope I don’t have to force you to read today’s issue of Mopped Up Thorp.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/tcar-1 over 4 years ago
For panel one:
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
No angel born in Hell
Could break that Satan’s spell
And as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite
I saw Satan laughing with delight
Bluedarter over 4 years ago
That is an actual peach basket ( with some loss due to age) that James Naismith used in P1.