Fist Pump Man is appreciative of Marcell Irby’s new muscle. Chris Schuring is distracted by number 21’s man bun. Sitting by the fireside at home, Gil wonders how the game is going in Springfield.
P1: Springfield is known for their distended nets
P2: Bun man makes a move to see if Schuring really is a mis match down below
P3: the Mop janitorial franchise in Springfield is rated high on Angies List
Man bun alert. I’m dead.
P3: Schuring to signal touchdown. He’s still in last week’s strip.
P1, Marcell dunks while Chris Schuring tries to block it with his dribble from P2.
P2, Man Bun Boy grabs Chris Schuring by the nuts with his crab claw and apparently no harm, no foul.
P3, The floor is suddenly so shiny it looks wet. That might explain why the dude in the stands is wearing flippers. Or Mopman put on a quick shine at halftime.
In all reality , P 1 Marcell Irby sports a throwback mustache ,he’s a bad mother - Hush Your Mouth ,but in all reality I’m talkin about Marcell !
Elizabeth Taylor should have hesitated on some of her mismatches
Springfield’s famous “flailing hands” defense pressures the Larks into a turnover!
Buns, Turnovers- yes it’s Christmas
Confucius say, man who have bun will rise to the occasion. It’s the yeast he could do.
Fist pump man makes all the away games. A true fan.I’d force one inside too if I just got (let’s make it a verb) groined.
P1 That’s the longest net I have ever seen.P3 Is player with the ball transgender, nonbinary or undecided?
P-3: With the game tied, Gil calls for the old Mr. Roboto offense, but Springfield anticipates it like Heinz Ketsup
Prince Charles truly has groin of the realm.
P1 – Yeah, that net is about 3’ long, but the rim is smaller than one you’d find at a carnival game.
P2 – Mismatch? The players are the same size.
P3 – The Milford player picked a bad time to practice his Rocketts routine. Plus, I’m not sure how trying to pass to someone on the wing, nowhere near being under the basket, is “forcing it inside”.
And speaking of forcing, I hope I don’t have to force you to read today’s issue of Mopped Up Thorp.
For panel one:
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
No angel born in Hell
Could break that Satan’s spell
And as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite
I saw Satan laughing with delight
That is an actual peach basket ( with some loss due to age) that James Naismith used in P1.