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Gil Thorp by Neal Rubin and Rod Whigham for January 22, 2019

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    chiphilton  over 2 years ago

    Who’s the seven-footer?

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    dutchpuppy  over 2 years ago

    “That’s right, six points. But lose by anything more in our next game, and somebody might take it too hard. Commit ten turnovers and I’ll be on the ledge with you, about to help you with a push,” snarked Coach Thorp.

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    kdizzle  over 2 years ago

    And if you have homework put that in your brains, oh and those new inbounds plays and zone D we went over at practice, just stuff that all up in your brains too. Hope it’s not getting too crowded up the amirite?

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    Ravenswing  over 2 years ago

    Too damn funny

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    chiphilton  over 2 years ago

    I thought Gil was talking about the chess club tryouts.

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    TheBrownStarfish  over 2 years ago

    P1, Just a reminder, guys. Don’t believe what every poster on the comment board says about my missing kids. Never had ’em, never will!

    P2, Are you planning on killing yourself since you haven’t come close to a state championship again in years, Coach?

    P3, Howdy Doody fails to grasp the concept.

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    bearwku82  over 2 years ago

    O.K., give Mike Filion a rimshot for P3. The suicide hotline PSA makes today’s comic significant. Sometime in our lives, we will be affected by the loss of a loved one or friend from suicide.

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    jslabotnik  over 2 years ago

    You lost your third game, by six points, and you’re not suicidal? Give me 20 laps! And run 10 suicides

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    Bluedarter  over 2 years ago

    Gil’s taking this billboard thing just a little too hard. He’s been dialing all night. DON’T DO IT COACH!

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    Mopman  over 2 years ago

    Gil! You’ve got it backwards! “Put it in your brains?” The Suicide Hotline is for talking people out of suicide, not for giving directions!!!

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    Ignatz Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Is this the first time I’ve actually laughed unironically at Gil Thorp?

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    Mr Goink!  over 2 years ago

    Confucius say- man who sucks on tail pipe gets exhausted!

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    cuttersjock  over 2 years ago

    …is Gil reminding the lads because he is leading them into an extended shower practice? I understand he starts things out with a scrum for possession of the loofah…

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    Ellisburkes  over 2 years ago

    Any person who has been on the receiving end of an artillary, rocket or mortar barrage has at one time considered suicide.

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    Mopman  over 2 years ago

    In all reality (to coin a popular phrase), would a kid instantly start typing that number into their phone? No. They’d just ignore him, “I don’t need it.”

    On the other hand, if they did enter it immediately, then Gil should take note and schedule them for therapy sessions. And not the loofah therapy kind.

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    hifirick1953  over 2 years ago

    Maybe they just realized “That 70’s Show” is not a new program.

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    twainreader  over 2 years ago

    Lack of playing time is hard on you

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    James St. John Smythe  over 2 years ago

    This is one day too late for “Overreaction Monday”.

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    seismic-2 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “That poster outside the main office is there for a reason. It covers up a crack in the plaster. But if you do start feeling depressed, then call up Robby Howry and ask for some uppers. His number is on a billboard outside of town.”

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    ksronlinemedia  over 2 years ago

    As long as it doesn’t cover up the shower schedule …

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    Irish53  over 2 years ago

    Fillion is a Bears fan and he’s still in a funk over that missed/blocked kick at the end of the Eagles game.

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    Ellisburkes  over 2 years ago

    Nothing matches the 47 yard miss by Buffalo Bills’ Scott Norwood in the 1991 Superbowl. Norwood was forever known as Mr. Wide Right.

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    Mopman  over 2 years ago

    1983-4 Playoffs – Lions beat the 49ers if Eddie Murray hits a 43-yard field goal with 5 seconds left. He had hit a 54-yarder earlier in the game and was pretty reliable. Pushed it a couple feet outside the post. It wasn’t the Super Bowl, but considering how rarely the Lions win a playoff game (or even qualify) it was a gut punch.

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    Klubble  over 2 years ago

    I might need that number after reading this strip…

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    Ellisburkes  over 2 years ago

    One thing for certain. Rikki won’t lose that number.

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    WMF1958  over 2 years ago

    I remember the Luke’s depression story line. It was one of the extremely rare times Marty Moon was something resembling a human being when he looked Steve Wilcox in the eye and said, “Steve, you stink.”

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    Ellisburkes  over 2 years ago

    Everybody waits for the fat lady to sing, but after she sits on the lawn for over an hour, the only things depressed are two areas of grass.

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