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Gil Thorp by Neal Rubin and Rod Whigham for January 11, 2019

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    Ravenswing  10 months ago

    Is he wearing a cape?? Bobby Howry, the secret identity of … MULTI-DIMENSIONAL MAN!

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    TheBrownStarfish  10 months ago

    P1, He’s a real triple threat, Gil. The kind of guy your team could use this year.

    P2, All Gil, all the time!

    P3, Placeberol kingpin BStatWhiz consents to an interview with the Milford Star reporter at the Copywrite Cafe. Hilarity ensues.

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    Bucky  10 months ago

    Ok, how do we refer to him going forward as Bobby, Robby or BobbyRobby??? In any event, let the record show that this is Milford’s first male to male sex change-only in Milford!!!

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    Rube Whigham  10 months ago

    You are not going to believe what he does. Probably you thought he was going to college, as he had mad science skills, but no…

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    jrankin1959  10 months ago

    Ah, the disgruntled former manager…

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    Mr Schnobb  10 months ago

    I understand after graduation he went into pharmaceutical sales

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    jslabotnik  10 months ago

    P4: And I have two brothers, Chip and Ernie

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    chiphilton  10 months ago

    In p2 Gil has what used to be called an arch expression.

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    bearwku82  10 months ago

    P3- Tell me about yourself Robby. Because I sure as hell never remember seeing you as a manager of Milford basketball. On 12/22/18, before the Go Comics maintenance fiasco, I was hitting on Mullet Girl. Now she’s lost in a world occupied by the likes of Shimura, never to be seen or heard again.

    Oh, am I talking too much? Most alcoholic mass media types never fail to extol their shortcomings, err, accomplishments.

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    stealth694  10 months ago

    When someone says " He Care’s about ……." I put my hand on my wallet and start walking.

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    bitsy twill  10 months ago

    He still looks two-dimensional to me.

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    hifirick1953  10 months ago

    I am a regular poster boy when I take my Focusin ADHD medication

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    Klubble  10 months ago

    Has anyone ever had the desire to “Read Gil Thorp from the beginning,” as it says on the Overview page? Seems to be cruel and unusual punishment.

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    Klubble  10 months ago

    If “multi-dimensional” means douchebag, then yes.

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    seismic-2 Premium Member 10 months ago

    “I’m just a multi-dimensional guy. You can call me ‘Robby’, since it’s easier to say than ‘Mxyzptlk’.”

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    Ellisburkes  10 months ago

    Somewhere in the galaxy, there is a Tri-star planetary system. Beings living on an orbiting planet in such a system are known to talk about ‘My Three Suns’.

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    Ellisburkes  10 months ago

    Ernest Hemingway would have had a blast living on a planet in that system. ‘The Suns Also Rise’. Ordering breakfast would provide challenges: ‘I want want two sunny side up and one over easy in eclipse’. Stevie Wonder, in any circumstance might have difficulty defining the ‘Sunshines of his LIfe’. I apologize.

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    hablano  10 months ago

    I am a material girl, living in a material world.

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    Ellisburkes  10 months ago

    The fabric expert was most certainly a material witness, quite definitely a man of the cloth. A talented story teller, he was good at telling yarns until his eyesight failed. He then was forced to take a weave of absence since the quality of his work became sew sew.

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