Is he wearing a cape?? Bobby Howry, the secret identity of … MULTI-DIMENSIONAL MAN!
P1, He’s a real triple threat, Gil. The kind of guy your team could use this year.
P2, All Gil, all the time!
P3, Placeberol kingpin BStatWhiz consents to an interview with the Milford Star reporter at the Copywrite Cafe. Hilarity ensues.
Ok, how do we refer to him going forward as Bobby, Robby or BobbyRobby??? In any event, let the record show that this is Milford’s first male to male sex change-only in Milford!!!
You are not going to believe what he does. Probably you thought he was going to college, as he had mad science skills, but no…
Ah, the disgruntled former manager…
I understand after graduation he went into pharmaceutical sales
P4: And I have two brothers, Chip and Ernie
In p2 Gil has what used to be called an arch expression.
P3- Tell me about yourself Robby. Because I sure as hell never remember seeing you as a manager of Milford basketball. On 12/22/18, before the Go Comics maintenance fiasco, I was hitting on Mullet Girl. Now she’s lost in a world occupied by the likes of Shimura, never to be seen or heard again.
Oh, am I talking too much? Most alcoholic mass media types never fail to extol their shortcomings, err, accomplishments.
When someone says " He Care’s about ……." I put my hand on my wallet and start walking.
He still looks two-dimensional to me.
I am a regular poster boy when I take my Focusin ADHD medication
Has anyone ever had the desire to “Read Gil Thorp from the beginning,” as it says on the Overview page? Seems to be cruel and unusual punishment.
If “multi-dimensional” means douchebag, then yes.
“I’m just a multi-dimensional guy. You can call me ‘Robby’, since it’s easier to say than ‘Mxyzptlk’.”
Somewhere in the galaxy, there is a Tri-star planetary system. Beings living on an orbiting planet in such a system are known to talk about ‘My Three Suns’.
Ernest Hemingway would have had a blast living on a planet in that system. ‘The Suns Also Rise’. Ordering breakfast would provide challenges: ‘I want want two sunny side up and one over easy in eclipse’. Stevie Wonder, in any circumstance might have difficulty defining the ‘Sunshines of his LIfe’. I apologize.
I am a material girl, living in a material world.
The fabric expert was most certainly a material witness, quite definitely a man of the cloth. A talented story teller, he was good at telling yarns until his eyesight failed. He then was forced to take a weave of absence since the quality of his work became sew sew.