P1, Yo, Barry, er, Del, your collision caused the second impact.
P2, Del really, really needs a drink.
P3, And if 50-year-old Joe Smith had been midget, not one person would have cared, right Del? And if the pilgrims had shot a skunk, Thanksgiving would be a lot different, too.
P2 looks like Del played for the Prison Softball team. P2 DD with the “DD’s” looks like she has a thing for Del. P3 Yeah you would still be there…just ask Joe’s widow and kids!!! There fence is missing some of its chain links and barb wire!!!
People forget the second collision killed her? Del must not read the comments here, because it gets brought up constantly. Come on DD, do some investigation and dig up the name of the second collisioner!
Geez…there have been some truly unlikable adult characters in this strip over the years such as Steve Wilcox, Wildcat Maris, and Uncle Gary, but this character is starting to overtake them all.
Johnny Q Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Someone with Del’s talents might become the prison wangler, like Morgan Freeman in THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION.
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Dafne goes home and writes up her story: “Del Bader Wishes He Had Run Over the Founder of the Mormon Religion”.
leblumax almost 6 years ago
Now we know where Little Barry gets his personality.
kdizzle almost 6 years ago
Bad luck for Del, being locked up in a place that apparently offers no rehabilitation programming whatsoever
lindapter almost 6 years ago
He still just doesn’t get it! He’ll never comprehend.
TheBrownStarfish almost 6 years ago
P1, Yo, Barry, er, Del, your collision caused the second impact.
P2, Del really, really needs a drink.
P3, And if 50-year-old Joe Smith had been midget, not one person would have cared, right Del? And if the pilgrims had shot a skunk, Thanksgiving would be a lot different, too.
Bucky almost 6 years ago
P2 looks like Del played for the Prison Softball team. P2 DD with the “DD’s” looks like she has a thing for Del. P3 Yeah you would still be there…just ask Joe’s widow and kids!!! There fence is missing some of its chain links and barb wire!!!
jslabotnik almost 6 years ago
I thought “That Girl” had a name and it was Marlo Thomas.
bearwku82 almost 6 years ago
Second day of Delbert with the letter “C” below his nose. Is it a gang tattoo? Remnants from breakfast? Booger?
bitsy twill almost 6 years ago
And if her name was Scout Finch, maybe he’d be on death row.
RayNDeere almost 6 years ago
I can just see the story: “Like Father, Like Son” That’ll send Barry off the deep end.
jrankin1959 almost 6 years ago
Uh… yeah.
twainreader almost 6 years ago
P-2: Even the overhead on the wall is telling him not to go there
twainreader almost 6 years ago
P-4: Don’t forget all the good that came out of the accident. All those lending libraries on evryone’s front lawn!
Mr Reality almost 6 years ago
In all reality , Look it Daphne , if I hitMr Reality do you think I’d be in here ? That bum gets hit more than a pinata at a five year old’s party .
chiphilton almost 6 years ago
Imprisoned, impassioned and impossible.
Irish53 almost 6 years ago
He sounds like every inmate in the joint. They’re all innocent..just ask any one of them…
James St. John Smythe almost 6 years ago
It was my understanding that Mr. Reality was liable for the second collision. There is no justice… maybe Del has a point.
Mopman almost 6 years ago
So far SEISMIC-2 has 13 likes for his comment today. I think that is a Gil Thorp comments record!
Mopman almost 6 years ago
People forget the second collision killed her? Del must not read the comments here, because it gets brought up constantly. Come on DD, do some investigation and dig up the name of the second collisioner!
Irish53 almost 6 years ago
Geez…there have been some truly unlikable adult characters in this strip over the years such as Steve Wilcox, Wildcat Maris, and Uncle Gary, but this character is starting to overtake them all.
wmac8898 almost 6 years ago
If DD wants a career in journalism, she really needs to work on her interview skills.