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Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for June 21, 2019

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member 2 months ago

    It’s good for what ails you. Put me down for dozen!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 2 months ago

    Spokescat in which market? After sentence two or three, you’ll have lost all the Americans. You have to use his “British charm” to speak American.

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    rush.diana  2 months ago

    I don’t know what the hell he just said but I’ll buy a bottle of them

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    Z51 Premium Member 2 months ago

    A monkeys uncle!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 2 months ago

    Satchel, asking the follow-up everyone else wanted to.

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    Enter.Name.Here  2 months ago

    “Out of curiosity, what COULD I get for a monkey?”

    Whatever it asks for.

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    comic4matt  2 months ago

    Weeeellll… You’ll definetely need something for a headache, trying to decipher this…

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    dwane.scoty1  2 months ago

    Wonder how much of M3’s harangue was pre-WW2 Brit slang & what was made up by Darby?

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    EcurbYkspohs  2 months ago

    And Bob is your uncle ! ;-)

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    WaitingMan  2 months ago

    Google Translate just exploded.

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    sheilag  2 months ago

    Monkey – £500 – I heard it once on a show about car buying (some people will know which one)… oddest term I’ve heard… :-P

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    William Bednar Premium Member 2 months ago

    Is it true that one monkey is worth two tiddleys?

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    ekw555  2 months ago

    well I think, as usual, it’s the rhyming slang, so -

    “feeling a bit Moby” = sick (Moby Dick)

    and I am thinking Jack Mills = pills

    tiddley = drink (tiddley wink)

    Clements & Wonky Newingtons? I couldn’t begin to guess

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    socalvillaguy Premium Member 2 months ago

    Okay, I had to translate this. Here goes…

    I figured “Jack Mills” is supposed to be pills in cockney rhyming slang, but I found “Mick Mills” in my googling instead.

    “Moby” means sick, of course, but in full it’s “Moby Dick.” Makes the rhyming clearer.

    “Tiddley” means drunk, so basically take a couple of these headache pills and have another hangover.

    “Clements” is “Clement Freud” (hemorrhoids).

    “Wonky Newington”… well, “Newington Butts” is guts or stomach. Wonky we Americans know, so basically an upset stomach or other similar malady.

    As someone mentioned, “monkey” is 500 pounds.

    Think I got ’em all.

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    nosirrom  2 months ago

    More than you could get for a Bucky.

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    iggyman  2 months ago

    Does Satchel want to get into Monkey Business?

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    cjbaier  2 months ago

    What is “clements”?

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member 2 months ago

    Gus Grissom: You’ve got it all wrong, the issue here ain’t pussy. The issue here is monkey.

    John Glenn: What?

    Gus Grissom: Us. We are the monkey.

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    Al Nala  2 months ago

    I’d rather have one of Inspector Clouseau’s minkies.

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    kauri44  2 months ago

    Wouldn’t Mac need a work visa? (I wonder what category they have for talking animals?)

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    scoutmaster77  2 months ago

    Best cartoon character ever. :-D

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    STARTS WITH A B  2 months ago

    Here you go mates.http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/c.htm

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    bloodykate3  2 months ago

    Hilarious!

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    The Angel of the South  2 months ago

    Are you daft, Satchel? Or don’t you know the Brits use monkeys as currency? The monkey sterling, it is.

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    The Angel of the South  2 months ago

    Wonky Newington? I think Conley wasn’t even listening to British slang anymore, and was probably making up nonsense.

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    The Angel of the South  2 months ago

    Satchel, for a monkey, you could probably satisfy Bucky’s hunger. But in England, he might be cited—“money is not food, sir!”

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    kfccanada  2 months ago

    It was a really cute patter…almost like a rap song….British people would probably love it…

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