Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for October 30, 2016

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Bucky Katt: Whoa. Lame TV show. Rob Wilco: No, I recorded my program, so I'm fast-forwarding the ADs. Bucky Katt: Doesn't that go against your professional oath? Rob Wilco: My what? Bucky Katt: Whatever you call the oath you took when you got a job in advertising. Like that oath hippo crisis take. Rob Wilco: ...uh... Bucky Katt: Or is that just a hippo thing? Like, is there a hippo cable oath and a hippo cashier oath and so on and so on? Rob Wilco: Hippos don't have oaths... the hippo cratic oath is for human doctors. Bucky Katt: Oh yeah? So do human accountants take the monkey plumber oath? And hey, can you recommend any good caterers? They have to have taken their naked mole rat civil engineer oath, of course. Rob Wilco: Clearly you don't understand what hippocratic means. Bucky Katt: Oh my, doesn't being rude to a consumer go against an adman's beaver dentist oath?