I’m announcing my new political party and candidacy for U.S. President 2020: I am a CARNIVORE! I’m for getting corn out of our gasoline where it doesn’t belong & feeding it to vegetarians where it does, SO I CAN EAT THEM [the non-human ones that is. This is a family forum, no Hannibal Lecters need apply!] All feline- & canid-loving voters will be my constituents, since they love carnivores, & by extension, me too! Yes, the powerful farming lobby, ConAgra & Archers Daniel Midland will be against me since I’ll be cutting of the flow of their profitable subsidies, but they can pound sand: they may have the money, but we’re carnivores & we have the numbers! Carnivores unite!