Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for February 02, 2014
Bucky: This TV show is so boring I almost wish Satchel was talking. Rob: The largest art heist ever is boring? They stole half a billion dollars in art! Luckily they missed the Raphaels and the Boticelli and the Giotto. Bucky: Ooo, a Giotto? Art is exciting! What are we doing watching the documentary? Let's play the video game! Satchel: What video game? Bucky: Grand Theft Giotto. Duh. Satchel: Is that for the Wii? Bucky: I believe that one's for the why. Rob: Just because you don't like art doesn't mean others can't. Bucky: No, but it does mean they shouldn't. Rob: Over a million went to the MFA last year, Buck. Satchel: We went! The museum of fine art! Bucky: Riiiight, and all the kids wanted Madden MFA for Christmas. Rob: Lowbrow. Bucky: Low brow, warm brain, my friend.