Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 29, 2013

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Satchel Pooch: I don't care what you say. I like super-heroes, like Spider-man. He's brilliant. Bucky Katt: If he's brilliant, why doesn't he radiate more bugs and let them bite him? Satchel Pooch: Why would he do that? Bucky Katt: That's how he got super-powers! So why is he still swinging around on silly string! Nuke a mosquito and get it to bite you, too! Bang! You're spider-mosquito-man and you can fly! Lazy. Satchel Pooch: So you don't like any super-heroes? Bucky Katt: Like? No. Fear? Good Lord, no. Again, they're all modified people and people are flawed they should all start with cats. Cats are superior. A cat spine is- Satchel Pooch: A cat spine is a wonder of nature, blah blah blah! Again with the spine thing! Bucky Katt: A cat's spine is highly developed. It allows us to- Satchel Pooch: You wanna know why cat spines are so developed? To help you run away from small dogs! So make spider-man with a cat! You know what spider-cat would be? A chihuahua's novelty chew toy!