Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for November 10, 2013
Satchel Pooch: What'cha writing? Bucky Katt: I've put on my scientist hat. This is a history of all life. Rob Wilco: You mean evolution? Bucky Katt: No, not evil-ution! If you call my ancestors monkeys again. I'll hit you with so many objects you'll think you're a Taiwanese Politician! You'll go down faster than a portuguese soccer player on an ice rink! I'm just closing up some of the loopholes in intelligent design. Satchel Pooch: What loopholes? Bucky Katt: Uh... Hello? monkeys? weaslels? Rats? Democrats? No one would knowingly create those things. Lemme tell ya something: The only monkeys in my past are in casts now. Satchel Pooch: To be honest, you don't talk like a scientist. Rob Wilco: I'm gonna call your theory UN-intelligent design.