Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 14, 2013
Bucky: I'm tellin' ha-if you watch "old yeller," you're gonna have those kicky little night-and-daymares for weeks. Satchel: I'm tougher than a lot of other dogs I know. Bucky: Satchel, you're tough the way some tofu is firm, which is to say not very. Satchel: I guess it's all about relatives, isn't it? Bucky: Exactly. And none of your relatives are tough.