Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 01, 2013
Rob: I found another sticky note in the hallway. You said you were going to stop writing lies about ferrets. Bucky: What makes you think it was me? Weaseleaks has many secret operatives. Rob: Bucky, it's your handwri- "weaseleaks"? Why not just call it wizileaks? Bucky: Pff. That makes it sounds like a punctured lung. Satchel: What about "ferret facts"? Rob: They're not facts. Ferret fibs, maybe... Or Wizilies. Bucky: Fools! Weaseleaks is above the law... Of grammar.