Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for February 21, 2013
Rob: China didn't need to build a wall to keep out muppets, Bucky. Bucky: No, they had to, once the muppets swept down from Siberia into Mongolia, the land gave them natural cover. The Chinese couldn't even see them. Rob: How? There's no trees or anything there. Bucky: Exactly. Rolling, fuzzy land as far as the eye can see. That entire country is upholstered in green muppet. They are of the land. They are one with the bedrock. Rob; Sometimes I think you're one with rocks, yourself. Bucky: Inf act, the Chinese character for green spray paint also translates as muppet camouflage.