Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for August 26, 2012
Bucky: Woof, where'd you get that shirt, the bootleg clothing school's factory seconds store buy-one-get-50-free sale? Rob: Do you have some kind of problem with my shirt? Bucky: Only visually... Why, what else is there? Does your shirt talk about my mother or something? Rob: It's trendy. Bucky: Really? It's trendy to look like the guy who got fired as the village idiot at a renaissance fair due to hygiene issues? That shirt's got more holes than a goth chick's nose. It's so trendy. You look like a martian trying to blend in with the crowd at a bulgarian nightclub. Rob: Finished? Bucky: Well... I'm not finished but I'm bored.