Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for August 22, 2012
Rob: Why is there a box by the front door with a piece of fruit on it? Bucky: That's my new therret level system. Rob: "Therret"? Bucky: Ferret threat level. An orange denotes high risk. Rob: Uh-huh. And what does kumquat denote? Bucky: What do you mean? Rob: That's not an orange out there, it's a kumquat. Satchel: Hey! That doesn't sound too bad! Bucky: Fool! He's lying! He's a weasel agent!