Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 12, 2012
Bucky: Why are you watching American diving anyway? Why not watch one of the top countries? Rob: I'm not listening to you. Bucky: Approximately 90% of the world's best divers play soccer for either Portugal, Italy, Spain or Brazil. You get within 6 feet of an Italian in a penalty box, you get ready to see the best bird-shot-in-flight impression you've ever seen. Rob: Not listening. Bucky: A six year-old portugal kid dives at an American college level, fact.