Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 11, 2012

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Rob: What's that? Satchel: Bucky printed out our astrological charts! They're fascinating! Rob: Can I see it? Satchel: They give our horoscopes and what our names mean and tons of other stuff! Turns out I was born when venus was in opposition with Chicago, so that's why I'm so generous. Rob: Satchel, this wasn't printed out, Bucky just made it all up. Satchel: You mean I wasn't born when the dim star was in ascension? This Horoscope is idiotic, "Aquarium: Generosity brings luck. Give all your money to the first cat you see"... Satchel: Yeah, but even if that's not right, it turns out that "Satchel" means "He should give siamese cats money," so either way- Rob: Satchel, that's not true. Your name means "Sack." Satchel: Well, good thing "Bucky" means "He who is owed money from dogs," or I'd be feeling pretty silly right.... Oh dang.