Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for October 09, 2011
October 08, 2011
October 10, 2011
Transcript:
Satchel: Good book? Rob: Yeah, but tense. It's about the Uruguyan Rugby team who had to resort to cannibalism after their plane went down in the Andes. Satchel: Oh my! How awful! Bucky: Judge not. For you know not the madness of panic. Satchel: Pardon? Bucky: For even I, Bucky Katt, have known the dark mania of desperation. Once, in my dark past, my predicament was so dire that I, too. Was tested: could I eat a fellow cat? Satchel: What happened?! Bucky: He woke up and beat the @#%@# out of me. He was a maine coon. In the end, I had to go all the way to the store for food. Satchel: Ha ha! You're a can'tibal! Bucky: The moral? Never try to eat someone bigger than you. Rob: Brilliant.
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Ohmigod… I had to run over to my roommate’s room to tell her about this one. We used to have a Maine Coon, and believe me, he would have eaten Bucky for lunch. His name was Snoopy and he really was very sweet. Except when he wasn’t. I still have the scars to prove it. Our vet actually went and bought a set of welding gloves to handle him. Oy.