Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for February 03, 2011

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Satchel says, "why all the anti-ferret stuff all of a sudden? He didn't do anything to you?" Bucky says, "Some things are just punchable on principle, Satchel." Bucky says, "Did Harry Potter let Moldyvort take over Britishland? Did Han Solo let Greedo shoot first? did Sigourney Weaver let the mutant lobster steal her space winnebago? No!" Bucky says, "Ferrets are guilty of what is called original sin. Do you know what that is?" Satchel says, "Yeah, yeah! I've seen that on TV!" Satchel says, "That's, like, when someone refinishes an old chair and ruins its value, right?" Bucky says, "I don't think PBS is exposing you to good enough sin."